I just came back from the park with Stephanie and George and let me tell you, I have never laughed so hard in my life. There were a bunch of little kids there, and one of them was friends with George, I guess, cause when we walked into the park, this kid said "Hi, George". So I'm assuming that they knew each other. ^_^ So me and George started seeing how high we could swing Stephanie. He had one of the chains, and I had the other, and we swung her at the same time, and she got pretty damn high. So there was this other little kid, Al. He's 8. And he kept saying "Swing me! C'mon swing me. I'm not scared! Please? Swing me, too!" So me and George said okay. But we didn't realize how much lighter he was than Stephanie. So we started swinging him. We only gave him 3 pushes, then we let go. And oh my God, I've never seen anything like this before. You know the top bar on the swings that holds the whole thing together? He fucking landed on it! He banged his legs off the top bar, [thank God he didn't hit his head!] Then he landed back on the swing, but somehow he landed on his stomach. So the swing finally stopped, and he just laid there. Me, George, and Stephanie almost pissed our pants, we were laughing so hard. [I know it sounds horrible, but believe me, if you were there, you'd be laughing, too.] I feel on my knees and just laughed, I couldn't even breathe, George was leaning against the fence laughing. We started to walk away cause we didn't know if his parents were there or not, but no one went to help him and he still didn't move off the swing, so me and George walked back over to him [still laughing] and asked him if he was okay. He didn't say anything, so we asked him what hurt, and she said "Everything." And we lost it again. The little kid started to laugh a little, and he got off the swing and sat on the ground. So we asked him what hurt most and he said his legs. After a minute, he stood up and said he was okay. We were laughing our asses off for at least 10 minutes. Then Al got back on the swing!! He said he was fine but that his balls hurt, and we were cracking up again. God, we were so glad that he was okay. I gave him a hug and told him he ruled. He dealed with that really well. That was one of the funniest things I've seen in a loooong ass time. It was awesome. =]